Dear Diary,
Today Ry Ry taught me what the medical device commonly known as a halo is. I'm both intrigued and disturbed.
Love,
Cyndi

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Let's play a game!

The game is called "WOULD YOU DATE THIS MAN??" Tell me, are the following things hot or NOT?

Guy #1. He turns to me and tells me about a movie he has just seen. It's called Nature Porn. Apparently it's educational porn about animals.

Guy #2. He takes off his shirt (we're going in the jacuzzi). Giant tattoo of a skull with smoke coming out of it's mouth. (Skulls smoke??)

Guy #3. Tells me he is willing to leave his wife for me.

Guy #4. Sees my stilettos in my trunk and asks to try them on.

ALL THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEK.

"Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate."

Cyndi is...

...wearing pearls, doing housework, and listening to east coast rap.

...almost finished reading Larry's Kidney.

...nursing a bruised ribcage.

...in search of the perfect flower.

"Get in the Car
And don't touch nothing
Sit in the car
Let discuss somethin'
Either we lovin' or I'll see you tomorrow..."

This morning...

...as I was taking a jog around my complex, I saw a man walking his bird. Parrot, to be more exact.

Still Laughing...

Thank you, Ry Ry.

Also compliments of Ry Ry:
Translation Party!

Listening to the Kooks...forgot how much I heart them.

Sandwiches...mmm....

If you know me, you know my love for sandwiches. So how have I not heard about this website?
www.buildaperfectsandwich.com

I took the "Sandwich Recommender" Quiz and this is what I got:
CHICKEN & BASIL SANDWICH
Ingredients:
1/2 cup Hellmann’s® or Best Foods® Real Mayonnaise
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh basil leaves
8 slices whole grain bread
4 medium green leaf lettuce leaves
1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, grilled and sliced
4 slices provolone cheese (about 4 oz.)
8 slices tomato
2 slices bacon, crisp-cooked and halved crosswise

Instructions:
Combine Hellmann’s® or Best Foods® Real Mayonnaise with basil in small bowl. Evenly spread mayonnaise mixture on four bread slices, then top with remaining ingredients.
Also terrific with Hellmann’s® or Best Foods® Canola Cholesterol Free Mayonnaise or Hellmann's® or Best Foods® Light Mayonnaise.

AWESOME!

Mewo

I don't care if they are washed-up, sell-outs...I still love Death Cab.

"Neon Bible" will always be one of the greatest albums I've ever heard. Amazing.

It's my new goal to go to the 2010 Sundance Film Festival. Maybe I'll even try to volunteer.

Can't wait to see Conor Oberst in two weeks.

Story of the day: I was driving with the top down on my car, got attacked by wind and went to brush my hair out of my face. The button on my jacket got caught in my hair. I had to drive with my hand up in the air and my head cocked to the side until I could find a safe place to pull over to detangle. Yes, I looked like a complete moron and yes, other drivers noticed, pointed, and stared.

Saw (500)Days of Summer and LOVED it. If you have not seen it, please watch the following preview for your consideration:

Facebook is so cold.

Dear Diary,

I once added a guy that I thought was my friend. He denied my request. Now (just to make sure that wound stays fresh) Facebook likes to put him under "people you may know". Thanks, Facebook. Rub it in some more.

Love,
Cyndi

"A blind killer with a broken leg?" hahaha

Dear Lovers,
Let's dance.

Why didn't I think of that?

You know those people who advertise on the side of their car? Great idea, right? I'm thinking I should start doing this. Maybe I should buy one of those magnets. Or perhaps go all out and get my business information painted right on my car. But why go through all that "trouble" when I can just do what this guy did -


This car was parked next to me in the grocery store parking lot. Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

What I'll need:
Permanent marker - check
The ability to write semi-neat and semi-straight - check
Sweet palm tree drawing skills - check

Done and done.

Two things I tend to dislike:

1. People
2. The DMV

And when they combine:

Today at the DMV I spent about half an hour standing in line just to get a number. I finally got my number and went off to find a seat. I found a nice spot at the end of a row with 4 empty chairs to my right. I saw a man eying me. He was probably about my fathers age, latin, and wearing a very nice suit. He came and sat right next to me...practically on my lap. Didn't he see all the other empty chairs? I didn't look at him and finally after a little while he asked me for a pen. I said I did not have one and then I suggested he ask the lady at the desk. He didn't budge.

My Movie

I want to make a movie. Here is the general idea:

A guy and a girl fall in love.
Girl gets weird disease that drives her to insanity.
Guy pines for girl and goes crazy.
Family has each lover individually committed.
By random chance the lovers live in the same insane asylum, passing each other in the hallways and are blissfully unaware of their love for each other.
The end.

It's brilliant. It has love, heartache and irony.