My Future Family Photo...

...will look a lot like this:

And I do believe my husband will have the same I-can't-believe-I-married-this-crazy-lady look that this guy has.

This is the hairstyle I want.

I think I can pull it off.

Quote of the day: "What's krumping?"

My response: "Well...you kinda move around like you're having a seizure but you keep it really controlled."

Them: "Um, how do you control a seizure?"

Me: "...you krump?"

Life is Expensive

Why do things cost so much? I have to get a new bed and furnish a house in a few months. I've been looking at prices on the "essentials" (mattress, couches, dining room set, etc.) - holy expensive, batman!

I'm thinking about taking the thousands of dollars this is going to cost me and using it to buy a new wardrobe instead. Sure I'll be homeless but at least I'll look hot!

Store I will NOT be shopping at for new wardrobe: American Apparel. We aren't speaking right now.

And we're back...

Amongst my recent travels:

- I found a lemon the size of my head. Biggest lemon I've ever seen. I picked it and made lemonade out of it. Awesome.

- I questioned why other states do not require restaurants to provide toilet seat covers? Seriously, it bothers me.

- I wondered how someone can live an hour away from a grocery store? Do these people not eat store bought icecream? It would melt on the car ride home.

- I found that new hotels are chosing to not put hot tubs in. I don't care if it's dangerous, I think it's a rip off.

- I decided that Rice Crispie Treats are the best dessert ever created.

Penguins

I want a pet penguin. Go ahead, call me crazy - but I've been thinking this one through for years. I'm convinced a penguin is an awesome pet. Here's why:

1. They are super cute.
2. From what I can tell, they are very well mannered and friendly animals.
3. They don't fly and they are not super fast so I don't think I will lose him.
4. I think I can build a very nice habitat with a pool and get one of the breeds that don't need to be in the extreme cold. I can put fish in the pool and let the penguin have a grand time hunting. Easy.

Did I mention how cute penguins are? Seriously, I want one.

Yummy-ish

To Whom It May Concern:

In case you don't know, this week (April 13th - 19th) is National Egg Salad Week! Please enjoy two egg salad sandwiches today (one for you and one in honor of me).

Thank you,
Cyndi


And just so you all have time to prepare...next week is National Karaoke Week. I am so excited.

I am debating between joining the French Foreign Legion or the Spanish Foreign Legion. I do not think I qualify for either, but here's hoping!!

Oddly enough, I think this desire was inspired by Franz Ferdinand.

My Shopping Habits

Where I typically shop -

For great basics and trendy throw aways: Forever 21, Target, H&M
For hip "now" clothing: Free People, Urban Outfitters, American Apparel
When I'm in a "spend a lot" mood: Bloomingdale's, Anthropologie
For one of a kind finds: second hand stores, thrift stores (I just scored an awesome vintage coat for $10 the other week. Loves.)

I am such a brat.

Dear Diary,

Today a guy tried to hit on me by complimenting my music taste. "...Damien Rice? Oh yah (stutter), I love them." Them? Boys should never pretend they know things they don't. Don't worry, Diary, I politely laughed in his face and walked away. Okay, I didn't really do that...instead, I listened to him talk about his "awesome" garage band. *sigh*

Love,
Cyndi

"Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be thinking of you
It's the wrong time
For somebody new
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse"
9 Crimes

Bunny, Bunny, how are you?

Happy Easter! Please hug a bunny today. If you can't find a real bunny, you can hug me.

Why I'm like a bunny:
I'm cute.
I'm cuddly.
My nose twitches.
I bite. [Just like my friend Singing Bunny (please see video).]



Best commercial ever.

And whatever you do - do NOT hug this man. I don't care what he tells you, he is nothing like a real bunny. Thank you.

Body Image - muscles

I swear my calf muscle is bigger than my thigh muscle. I think I'm deformed.

Men who have huge muscles are GROSS. I'm sorry, it's just how I feel.



Girls with big muscles are even more gross. I went to an art exhibit the other day that had a feature on female muscle builders. It was interesting, to say the least. If your face starts developing large muscles, I'd say that's when you know it is time to quit. I didn't even know the face could DO that.

Quote of the day:

"...I'm kind of a fan of get dirty parties.

Like, I really really want to have a mud party.

I want to wear a loin cloth at this party." - Ry Ry


Mud Sliding Party - The funniest videos clips are here

Looks like a fun time to me! I'm in!