Monday, December 27, 2010

Something profound for your pleasure:

I really like the smell of green Palmolive dish soap.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Today...

I spilled cake on myself.

But at least it didn't get in my hair.

Point for Cyndi.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

This morning I dug through the trash for my ATM card. I also took some very questionable cold medicine.

Now please enjoy the music:
I'm a hopeless romantic
You're a terrible flirt
Cool and unfazed,
you're always amazed
when someone gets hurt
I live on the blue planet
that I saw in your eyes
but now I can't stay
knowing it's made
of beautiful lies

but my sentimental melody
like a long-lost lullabye
will ring in your ears
down through the years
bringing a tear to your eye
Goodbye

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I am:

Eating amazing cookies.
Drinking orange juice.
Bumping "This Is Radio Clash".

It's shaping up to be a good day indeed.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Ninja Cat!!



And people wonder why I want a cat.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Clogs? RUN!

I'm not sure I've ever actually purchased a pair of shoes at DSW. Nor do I really believe that they are trend setters. Today, however, I received this email ad from them:






If the shoes pictured are back in, then I'm out! I have seen "clogs" that I find lovely, but the ones here are not them. Stay away!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dear Hot Guy at work who said he doesn't like The Cars:

Today you said your one goal in life was to own your own gourmet sandwich shop. You're hot again...and I think I love you.

Love,
Cyndi

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Mental note to self:

Stop saying, "I like your beard" to men I don't know.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Candy!

Sometimes when I go to Yogurt Land I mix my candy toppings. People say I'm weird...but I say they are weird for mixing their yogurt flavors. I go for the simple yogurt and go extreme on my toppings. So, with no further ado, here are the Dos and Don'ts of candy fun:

Cinnamon bears with skittles - DO
Cinnamon Bears with Sour Sugar candy of any kind - DO
Reeses Pieces with milk chocolate covered raisins - DO
Reeses Pieces with white chocolate covered raisins - DON'T
Skittle with Reeses Pieces - DO
Dark chocolate covered raisins and Skittles - DON'T (seriously, don't)
Cookie dough mixed with anything - DON'T

Monday, June 28, 2010

Cyndi is transferring ownership...

I am moving to my own place soon! Stay tuned for posts about decorating. It's going to be interesting, as I am interior design challenged.

First post:

Trunk as coffee table? I think I love and I will do. Speak now or forever hold your peace.


...but not that exact trunk and not that beachy. You get the idea.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010