My Future Family Photo...

...will look a lot like this:

And I do believe my husband will have the same I-can't-believe-I-married-this-crazy-lady look that this guy has.

This is the hairstyle I want.

I think I can pull it off.

Quote of the day: "What's krumping?"

My response: "Well...you kinda move around like you're having a seizure but you keep it really controlled."

Them: "Um, how do you control a seizure?"

Me: "...you krump?"

Life is Expensive

Why do things cost so much? I have to get a new bed and furnish a house in a few months. I've been looking at prices on the "essentials" (mattress, couches, dining room set, etc.) - holy expensive, batman!

I'm thinking about taking the thousands of dollars this is going to cost me and using it to buy a new wardrobe instead. Sure I'll be homeless but at least I'll look hot!

Store I will NOT be shopping at for new wardrobe: American Apparel. We aren't speaking right now.

And we're back...

Amongst my recent travels:

- I found a lemon the size of my head. Biggest lemon I've ever seen. I picked it and made lemonade out of it. Awesome.

- I questioned why other states do not require restaurants to provide toilet seat covers? Seriously, it bothers me.

- I wondered how someone can live an hour away from a grocery store? Do these people not eat store bought icecream? It would melt on the car ride home.

- I found that new hotels are chosing to not put hot tubs in. I don't care if it's dangerous, I think it's a rip off.

- I decided that Rice Crispie Treats are the best dessert ever created.