Monday, December 27, 2010

Something profound for your pleasure:

I really like the smell of green Palmolive dish soap.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010


I spilled cake on myself.

But at least it didn't get in my hair.

Point for Cyndi.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

This morning I dug through the trash for my ATM card. I also took some very questionable cold medicine.

Now please enjoy the music:
I'm a hopeless romantic
You're a terrible flirt
Cool and unfazed,
you're always amazed
when someone gets hurt
I live on the blue planet
that I saw in your eyes
but now I can't stay
knowing it's made
of beautiful lies

but my sentimental melody
like a long-lost lullabye
will ring in your ears
down through the years
bringing a tear to your eye

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I am:

Eating amazing cookies.
Drinking orange juice.
Bumping "This Is Radio Clash".

It's shaping up to be a good day indeed.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Ninja Cat!!

And people wonder why I want a cat.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Clogs? RUN!

I'm not sure I've ever actually purchased a pair of shoes at DSW. Nor do I really believe that they are trend setters. Today, however, I received this email ad from them:

If the shoes pictured are back in, then I'm out! I have seen "clogs" that I find lovely, but the ones here are not them. Stay away!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dear Hot Guy at work who said he doesn't like The Cars:

Today you said your one goal in life was to own your own gourmet sandwich shop. You're hot again...and I think I love you.


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Mental note to self:

Stop saying, "I like your beard" to men I don't know.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010


Sometimes when I go to Yogurt Land I mix my candy toppings. People say I'm weird...but I say they are weird for mixing their yogurt flavors. I go for the simple yogurt and go extreme on my toppings. So, with no further ado, here are the Dos and Don'ts of candy fun:

Cinnamon bears with skittles - DO
Cinnamon Bears with Sour Sugar candy of any kind - DO
Reeses Pieces with milk chocolate covered raisins - DO
Reeses Pieces with white chocolate covered raisins - DON'T
Skittle with Reeses Pieces - DO
Dark chocolate covered raisins and Skittles - DON'T (seriously, don't)
Cookie dough mixed with anything - DON'T

Monday, June 28, 2010

Cyndi is transferring ownership...

I am moving to my own place soon! Stay tuned for posts about decorating. It's going to be interesting, as I am interior design challenged.

First post:

Trunk as coffee table? I think I love and I will do. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

...but not that exact trunk and not that beachy. You get the idea.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Dear Hot Guy at work who said he doesn't like The Cars:

You're not so hot anymore.


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Killer Hampster!

Can't stop laughing!!

I have been...

...staring at this dress for about five minutes straight. I can't decide if I hate it or love it. I feel like I might love it and could possibly pull it off...or be mocked relentlessly.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Turtles

In front of my office there is a pond. In this pond there are turtles. How did the turtles get there, one might wonder, as the pond is man made? And what's more curious: why are the turtles different species of turtle? They hang out on different sides of the pond and have turtle turf wars. Today I tried to take a picture for your viewing pleasure, but the camera was shot out of my hand by tiny turtle guns.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear Diary,

This morning I fell off the bed. While making it. I call that "skill".


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Silly Scrabble...

No, they are not changing the rules, just releasing a new edition. I was so excited for a second. I could double my highest score with the new rules!

Clickity click.

Friday, April 2, 2010

What's on the menu tonight?

Let me tell you.

Rosemary and butter dinner rolls:
Prep Time: 3 Hours Cook Time: 20 Minutes Difficulty: Easy Servings: 7
* Frozen, Unbaked Dinner Rolls
* Melted Butter, Regular, Salted
* Fresh Rosemary, Coarsely Chopped
* Coarse Sea Salt
Preparation Instructions
Spray a small iron skillet with cooking spray (or coat with olive oil). Place frozen rolls in the skillet, leaving plenty of room for rising. Cover and allow to rise for several hours.
After rising, brush rolls with melted butter.
Sprinkle on chopped rosemary. Brush with additional butter. Sprinkle with coarse sea salt.
Bake according to roll package directions (usually 400 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes), until rolls are a deep golden brown on top.
Serve skillet on the table.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I walk around my complex saying, "Here, kitty kitty...".


Friday, March 26, 2010

Wish Me Luck...

I'm going to try camping again. I know last time I swore it off, but it's just so tempting! Time of departure: 6:30 PM tonight.

On another note, I've got some great trips planned this month. Sacramento and a possible Florida or Hawaii trip. Got to get me some sun!

The MGMT album comes out soon...still wondering if I love it. Listen to it for free here.

Who am I trying to kid? Of course I love it.

And for GINGER:
What I'm loving right now...
Floral prints/accessories and polka dot bathing suits!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Thin Is Out?

Interesting article that spotlights the slightly larger and older (not too large, only slightly) models that were used in Paris Fashion Week.

And in case you missed this news: Afros are back!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day!

There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ
You live with me and I with you,
And you will be my POSSLQ.
I'll be your friend and so much more;
That's what a POSSLQ is for.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Won't you be my POSSLQ?

Friday, January 29, 2010

Dear Diary,

When a man in a giant chicken costume tells you to do it.


Thursday, January 7, 2010

Dear MGMT:
I forgot for a brief second how much I love you. Please forgive me.

(Did you hear they got a Grammy nomination for "Best New Artist". Wait, new? They've been around for years!)

Time To Pretend by MGMT
...This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun.
Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute...

Monday, January 4, 2010

It's true!

Ryry mentioned that Monocles are coming back in fashion. I loved the thought so I did some research. Turns out a UK brand called "Visions Express" is marketing them due to a high demand! Here is the article.

I can't wait for OC Hipsters to rock the Monocle. I hope they come in pink!

Listening to the new Vampire Weekend.

His arm is a pinata? What? Love it.