Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

Creepy human dog hybrid.

Patricia Piccinini creates these amazing sculptures. Check her out:

She is a wonderfully disturbed artist.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dear Diary,

I really need to stop trying to make friends with stray cats. Turns out they aren't the most civil creatures.


Monday, October 19, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

It's a great month for the art world!

I saw Ivanov this weekend in Fullerton. It was amazing! I've got some other great shows and exhibits lined up for this month as well. Can't wait...

I was given a great job opportunity based on my creative and artistic capabilities (had to take some tests and other things). Problem is, they are an LA based company. For shame.

So on that note, here is the song of the day:

Art Snob Solutions by Of Montreal

What’s up directors? Grab your knives!
It’s time to take all all of the lives
Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky

Come on authors grab your guns!
It’s time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire
Send them all to hell it’s only fair

Cast them all into the flames if they don’t know any names
Of the principles of Arte Povera
Or are unfamiliar with le serpent mascara
That’s right mascara snake!!!

Come on painters alive or dead
Give all the cretins a boot to the head
If they don’t extoll convincingly
Tempered Elan era Kandinsky

Throw them all into a well if they cannot tell
An Arto Parv feast of repitition from a Schoenburg 12 tone composition

Come on artists the day is here
And your mission is very clear
Put an end to the bourgoussie
And death to everyone who’s never heard of me

Thursday, October 1, 2009

My new instrument of choice.

Cyndi in the ballroom with the Pikasso Guitar...