Winter Check List

Decorate house for Christmas - CHECK
Purchase endless amounts of hot cocoa - CHECK
Get winter clothing out of storage - CHECK
Create playlist with songs about Christmas, snuggling, staying warm, etc - CHECK
Purchase windshield wiper blades - FAIL
Put heater by bed - CHECK
Find a hot guy to keep me warm - DOUBLE CHECK
Buy a Penguin - FAIL

Status: Almost Ready!!

Listening to Blue Ocotober and cringing.

To My Dearest Music:

Sweet, sweet music. It will not last. It can not last! This torrid love affair is killing me. One minute I love you, the next I hate you. You constantly cheat on me and yet something inside of me always takes you back. You don't deserve my love! You're so deep and thoughtful when it's just the two of us. I can listen to you for hours, slowly falling deeper in love with you. I'm on cloud nine! But then I walk out my front door and realize you've been having cheap, shallow relationships with the rest of the world. Do they mean more to you than I do? Do they know you better? How can I go on knowing you will never love me back? It's too much! This must end!

Sincerely,
Cyndi

P.S.
I know you sent that squirrel this morning to try to kill me.

Dear Diary,

Remind me to never go camping when it gets to below zero at night or see the move "Nine".

Love,
Cyndi

...I thought I had a peble in my sock
I pulled it off and shook out a wasp
It stumbled out lost, and without a pause
I'm stung as I was, still I stomped it...
(These Few Presidents by Why?)