Friday, August 21, 2009

Let's play a game!

The game is called "WOULD YOU DATE THIS MAN??" Tell me, are the following things hot or NOT?

Guy #1. He turns to me and tells me about a movie he has just seen. It's called Nature Porn. Apparently it's educational porn about animals.

Guy #2. He takes off his shirt (we're going in the jacuzzi). Giant tattoo of a skull with smoke coming out of it's mouth. (Skulls smoke??)

Guy #3. Tells me he is willing to leave his wife for me.

Guy #4. Sees my stilettos in my trunk and asks to try them on.

ALL THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEK.

"Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate."

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